I would like to tell you that a movie entitled The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy does not exist. I would like to tell you that the plot does not involve a scientist creating a robot so as he can rob an Aztec temple (guarded by a mummy) without personal injury to himself. I would like to tell you that this was all some terrible concept scrapped before it ever fully realized itself in the brain of the director.
Regretably I cannot. This movie does indeed exist. Depicted above is a more dynamic reimagining of the movie’s timeless stars.